Hello there,  
 
My content (books, music, podcast, videos, art) is designed to teach you something about your self. With patience and an open mind, your intuition will guide you to one of my creations and help you to answer your own questions, without me barging into that process. You are fully capable of finding solutions for your very specific situation. 
 
In case you still wish to contact me, please make sure that you did your best to try and answer the question you wish to pose to me beforehand. Time is very valuable at my stage of life. 

Reminder: 
The ensewing conversation will not be a flirt, nor will it be funny. It will be serious and brief, so as to find a solution to your predicament/ situation, send you off with some homework and allow me to continue with my very intense and laborious life. 

Cheers to those who suffer! 

Regards, 
Christopher

For anyone interested, I offer to send out an e-mail whenever I have released a book, an album, or some other creation, plus other potential updates along the way. In that case, send me a mail with "Mailing List" as a subject and I will add your address to the list. 
p.s. The address is an image to ward off bots that scrape websites for contact details.